- Imperial Cheddar Ranch Tots – a little chewy for my taste, and could have used more cheddar flavor. I had them with honey mustard, and the sauce, mild as it is, still overpowered the tots.
- BBQ Bounty Whopper – a Whopper, so it’s already pretty good, but not a drastic improvement. Yes, there was bacon, and yes, there was barbecue sauce. These are nice additions to have, to be sure, but for the most part, it was a burger.
- Grogu's Garlic Chicken Fries – if the chicken fries were different than the usual recipe, you could have fooled me. I have no taste buds. But the paired garlic sauce was immaculate! In a normal order, I would be hard pressed to rank standard chicken fries over a standard Whopper, but the garlic sauce pushed these over the edge.
- Grogu's Blue Cookie Shake – this abhorrent mess of a dessert was also the most delicious. Even despite the blue cookie syrup dripping down the side, the shake itself was delightful. Overly sweet, of course, but the crunch of the cookies was a perfect textural separation.
Wednesday, May 20, 2026
Bounty Bundle (Burger King)
Thursday, March 5, 2026
Big Arch burger (McDonald’s)
It’s not often a fast food gimmick actually works for me as anything more than that: a fun one-off I never need to try again. Calling myself a connoisseur feels pretentious, but I do make regular trips to any fast food establishment for any new goofball menu offering, so I can comfortably say I’ve had a wide range of offerings. That said, I was impressed with the new Big Arch burger, even for someone with such a limited palette. For starters, opening the lid to see a dual sesame and poppy seed bun was a very pleasant surprise. I appreciated the gooey over-serving of cheese surrounding both patties, which was even tastier in conjunction with the sauce. But the best addition was the combination of raw and fried onions, above and below the meat, respectively. If I had one request, it would be for a pop of fresh tomato. It is decidedly too much food to function as my daily driver of a sandwich, but as an occasional purchase and competitor with the Big Mac, this burger deserves a place in the regular menu, or at least a rotating treat.