Thursday, March 5, 2026

The Alabama Solution (2025)

As expected, this was a difficult documentary to watch. The story was primarily told via vertical cell phone footage directly captured by inmates of the Alabama prisons, and it was amazing how quickly the blurry imagery naturally gave way from “cinematography” to realism. Specifically, the film focused on a handful of prisoners and the immediate impact of their mistreatment. Broadly, though, it was about the widespread systemic racism and classism in the prison system where powerless human beings are kept in inhuman conditions. Likening the captivity to slavery—forced labor, little to no chance to graduate—made the message that much more effective. Importantly, the film did not give time to anyone with the concept that these people somehow deserve what they are going through beyond a couple arrogant radio hosts, nor does it blatantly politicize the outcome beyond the usual, which is to say financial gain. Doing so would have only made it divisive, and this shouldn’t be. Human beings throughout the nation (as the documentary reminds us this is not limited to one state or one region) are being denied human rights. It’s impossible to talk about this as a work of art. It’s a well-made documentary, sure. But the value, of course, is in the meaning, and hopefully some actual difference can be made because of it.

Big Arch burger (McDonald’s)

It’s not often a fast food gimmick actually works for me as anything more than that: a fun one-off I never need to try again. Calling myself a connoisseur feels pretentious, but I do make regular trips to any fast food establishment for any new goofball menu offering, so I can comfortably say I’ve had a wide range of offerings. That said, I was impressed with the new Big Arch burger, even for someone with such a limited palette. For starters, opening the lid to see a dual sesame and poppy seed bun was a very pleasant surprise. I appreciated the gooey over-serving of cheese surrounding both patties, which was even tastier in conjunction with the sauce. But the best addition was the combination of raw and fried onions, above and below the meat, respectively. If I had one request, it would be for a pop of fresh tomato. It is decidedly too much food to function as my daily driver of a sandwich, but as an occasional purchase and competitor with the Big Mac, this burger deserves a place in the regular menu, or at least a rotating treat.

Monday, March 2, 2026

Justified – Justin Timberlake

I’m of the opinion that 39 minutes is the perfect length for an album. Somehow, rap and pop records seem to be the biggest offenders of this rule. This album (like last week’s Pitchfork Sunday review, Madonna’s Erotica) is guilty of overstaying its welcome. Although it only has thirteen tracks, it’s still over an hour, which is too much. Especially if it’s not my preferred style of music.

I have at least one friend who swears by later Timberlake albums, but this one didn’t do a whole lot for me. While I would have been a little young for the whole boy band craze, Justin Timberlake was ubiquitous enough that I kept waiting to be hit with songs I of course recognized, but that only happened once, with “Rock Your Body.” I did have a moment of shock when I heard Clipse on one song, so it was less of a surprise to learn The Neptunes were heavily involved here. Otherwise, I heard talent, both in the production and vocalizing, but an overall sameness. It’s hard to say without the benefit of hindsight, but it felt like an early record from someone who goes on to be one of the biggest pop multimedia stars of the decade. And again, every song could have trimmed 30-45 seconds off the meandering outros. At some point, I’ll probably try a later album or two, for no other reason than to see if I agree with my friends.

Fireworks - Matthew Burgess & Catia Chien (illus.)

When I say I enjoy following awards, I am referring to a wide range of them. The Caldecott Medal and Honor books are part of my yearly routine. This title, the award winner, was quite pretty. The artwork was minimalistic but the colors were vibrant. The story was not particularly deep, but that is never the intent of the award. One page expanded upward in a fold to expose the finale of the firework show, proving once again that children’s picture books are one of the last formats which cannot be replaced digitally. I always enjoy when picture books take advantage of the art form when it supplements the story. In this case, providing a vertical page extension added to the majesty of the firework celebration.

Friday, February 27, 2026

Somersaults – deathcrash

Sometimes, the bands I know nothing about wind up being more exciting than those I highly anticipate. This is just a gem of a slow-core record, heavy but with a strong hint of lo-fi. The title track in particular sticks out as one I will be belting out on a nighttime drive at least once this year. I will need to spend more time with the lyrics, but I already feel the emotional pull after only a handful of listens. It’s already on my list to revisit for the year, which makes four albums in two months, already outpacing last year.